LYRICS again!!! I know it's today ~ Shrek

There’s a princess in a tower oh my gosh, that's just like me! Poor Rapunzel Needs a haircut But the witch won't set her free. She passes time by singing, Like someone else I know, As years go by she sits and waits. As years go by? uh oh A torturous existence? I don’t remember this part! She wishes she were dead? Skip ahead skip ahead... But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire The prince is good at climbing and braiding golden hair. So I know he’ll appear cuz there are rules and there are strictures. I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight My white knight, and his steed, will look just like these pictures It won’t be long now, I guarantee Day # 23. I know it's today. I know its today. There’s a princess In a coma Glad its her instead of me. Pretty maiden In a glass box How, I wonder, does she pee? Blah blah blah, poison apple Boring, boring, evil queen Filler filler, been there, read that! Seven shorties on the scene. Skip ahead, skip ahead... But in the end the princess wakes up with a start The prince is good at kissing And melting Snow White’s heart So I know he’ll appear And his armor will be blinding As shining as his perfect teeth And manly hose He’ll propose On one knee And our prenup will be binding About time we set the wedding date Day number…nine hundred and fifty eight. I know it's today He’ll show up today.... ...ay... There’s a princess Any princess Take your pick, they’re all like me Not exactly, I’m still waiting they’re living happily Ever after better get here I want love in seconds flat No one needs these middle bits Oops, did I do that? Cut the villains, cut the vamping Cut this fairytale Cut the peril and the pitfalls Cut the puppet and the whale Cut the monsters, cut the curses Keep the intro, cut the verses And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting The waiting! But I know he’ll appear Though I seem a bit bipolar And I’m a vandal now as well, hope he won’t mind I’m a find, I’m a catch And a very gifted bowler! It won’t be long now, I guarantee! Day number… Are you there God? It’s me, Fiona… It’s me, Fiona! Now I know, he’ll appear 'Cause there are rules and there are strictures I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight My white knight My knight and his steed Will look just like these pictures It won’t be long now, I guarantee Day # 23 Day # 958 Day # 8423 I know its today, oo I know its today, oo I know its today, oo I know its today, oo I know its today, oo I Know it's today I know it's today!