What Our Story Was

So there was this princess in a castle. She had relaly long, pretty hair but she was in a dilemma: she was out of shampoo. When she went onto the internet to buy some, the website had a popup: Acess Denied. So she called GeekSquad. When GeekSquad arrived, they assessed the situation, and then confirmed that they could help. Then the Princess thought she'd run away with one of them. Then Sir Lancelot came out from behind the curtain, brandishing his sword. Out of the sword popped a magical bottle of shampoo. Meanwhile, the GeekSquad guys were done fixing her computer and becoming confused about which one of them she was going to elope with, but she had changed her mind: she was going to marry Lancelot. Then the invisible Pirates and Ninjas came and started beating each other up, as well as the GeekSquad guys. The GeekSquad guys were still confused about the Princess' marriage choice. So they all ended up having a random dance party.
The end.

back

Well, I am back from our sea kayaking trip. It was fun. Tiring, but fun. I had to be towed on the last day, but whatever. We went almost 50 miles. 47, technically, as the crow flies, but once you factor in the weird turns that were at least a mile's worth, we ended up doing about fifty.
The first day we got caught in a lighning/ thunder storm, so we all had to get off the water. I was the slowpoke, and it was annoying, but whatever. So we were in the storm, and when we got out of our kayaks, my mom was FREAKING OUT because that is what my mom does, and she yelled at us a LOT. So then I had the idea that we could do one of those sentence story things where each person says a sentene. I'm going to post it in a new post.