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Current Page: 169
Target Page: 175
Pages Written Today: 5
Pages Left To Go: 6
Location In Story: Imogen is not dead! (Puck's friend, who is a lesbian) She got reincarnated, and Jack Cade (with whom she has to hang out because he's the only way for her to get back to hanging out with Puck) is turning out to be a total butthead who flirts with every single girl he comes across (including Romeo, who had to turn him into a codfish to get him to stop, and Imogen, who has had to explain to him thirteen times so far that she's not attracted to boys and does NOT want to sleep with him, but he still somehow doesn't get it).
Surprise of the Day: Jack Cade is a total butthead. And not a butthead the way Demetrius was, once upon a time, a butthead. Demetrius got over it. Jack shows no signs of doing so. Also, Romeo finally called someone a lily-livered codfish with total intention, and someone finally became a lily-livered codfish. Huzzah!
Yeah. That's where I am. Nothing too dramatic, I know. The only important things that have happened recently are that I introduced another subplot (romantic tension FTW! Even though I really don't need any more subplotting or anything...) and that my purple pen, with which I wrote almost 162 whole pages, died last night. It was very saddening. I've moved on now to my green pen, which is just as cool as my purple pen, though just not as purply.
Is that even a word?
Whatever.
Anyway, my wrist is starting to hurt, and the end is still nigh. I wish it was no longer nigh, or even a little less nigh than it was five pages ago, but that doesn't seem to be happening. That's really, really annoying. If you've ever tried to get through something and the end keeps getting farther and farther away, you might know what it feels like right now.
HURRY UP, CLIMAX!!
I need to write more often, and also do homework. Otherwise, I'll fail at school and finishing a novel before my January college apps are due, which will be very, very, VERY annoying.
Yeah. Going now.
