my pirate persona!

Look Who's A Pirate!
You Are:
Pirate Paige The Hideous
(formerly known as drillbit)
Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets.

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Greetin's mateys! I just recalled that 'tis speak like a scurvy pirate day this day 'n everywhere! 'Tis be me excuse fer why me grammer be so horrid right now! It be also th' reason that I be usin' "be" in me ramblin's this day!
Ye all be probably wonderin' whar i learned to shout such jolly scurvy pirate. I taught myself, if truth be told. however, if ye want to give a go' it fer ye-selves, ye be off to 'tis here tavern, if ye wish to learn me amazin' scurvy pirate speakin' ways. Go to this here tavern 'n put in whatever ye like 'n it gunna translate it fer ye. That be how I be currently doin' me translatin' ('n also how I be doin such good translatin' right off the bat. No, I did not teach meself. Okay, I taught meself a little bit.). 'tis be whar I did all 'o th' translatin' fer 'tis here message. so be off now, 'n don't murder anyone (includin' ye-selves) in th' process. jolly riddence to ye.

this be of good fun, yes?