This madness is my blog. Welcome!
This is sort of like my journal, but I also post stories that I write (or bits of them, anyway). There is also the undeniable fact that I already have a journal.
Anyway, browse around, have fun, read the stuff, tell me what you think via commenting on the post. I like feedback. Feedback is wonderful. YAY FEEDBACK!
No, I'm not telling you my name, because if you're a creeper, and I tell you my name, you'll probably look me up and start stalking me, and then I WILL have to tell someone and I WILL have to beat you up, which I don't really feel like doing. If you already know me because I invited you, then... you know me! Hooray! For the rest of you, don't bother asking. All you need to know is this:
1. I write.
2. you need to comment on it.
3. If you find out my identity and use it for your own nefarious deeds, I will be forced to call the authorities and go ninja on you.
That is all.
And also, pie is delicious.
And pirates and ninjas must live on equal planes along with jedi.
